is your mom at the bar?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
so let's talk penis.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
