The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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