11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
even my farts smell like vagina
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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