Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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