her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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