she was so not down for the gang bang
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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