i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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