and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
tell me about the fingering
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