Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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