My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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