I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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