I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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