My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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