just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
420 ftw
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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