I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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