the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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