i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
look no pants
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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