A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
