this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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