The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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