You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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