Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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