You just made me feel so damn special
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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