so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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