She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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