She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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