: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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