That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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