Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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