were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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