she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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