good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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