No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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