Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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