I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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