How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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