Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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