Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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