i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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