i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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