p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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