too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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