On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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