...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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