you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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