She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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