yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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