The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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