while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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