Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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