i wish peter jackson would direct porn
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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