I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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