I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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