love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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