What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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