I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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