I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
is it fun? or sober?
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